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		<title>The Complete Idiot&#8217;s Guide To Gym Etiquette</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the ultimate Gym Etiquette listing.
1) Use towel to wipe the machine you were using. No one likes to lie down on a sweaty bench!
2) Re-rack your weights. Forget all the &#8221;It was there when I came!&#8221;, just do it!
3) Grunting is OK, consistent screaming is not. I&#8217;m happy you&#8217;re pumped up, but it [...]]]></description>
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<p>1) Use towel to wipe the machine you were using. No one likes to lie down on a sweaty bench!</p>
<p>2) Re-rack your weights. Forget all the &#8221;It was there when I came!&#8221;, just do it!</p>
<p>3) Grunting is OK, consistent screaming is not. I&#8217;m happy you&#8217;re pumped up, but it breaks my concentration if I can hear you over my music.<span id="more-389"></span></p>
<p>4) Don&#8217;t be egoist and share the machine you are working on, no one wants to stay in line.</p>
<p>5) Try not to walk in-between mirror and someone who is doing exercises.</p>
<p>6) Give people their space. Keep a comfortable distance from others when performing exercises.</p>
<p>7) Don&#8217;t start a conversation with someone while he/she is lifting.</p>
<p>8) Don&#8217;t say you are using the equipment when all you are doing is resting on it.</p>
<p>9) Help out other muscle builders, if you are asked to spot &#8211; do it! You will need their help one day&#8230; believe me.</p>
<p>10) Be polite!</p>
<p>And, please, don&#8217;t come to the gym naked like those guys in the picture.</p>
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